The Most Evil Energy Drink on Earth !

The Most Evil Energy Drink on Earth !

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RockStar Punched Guava is truly a miracle of modern food technology. This monstrosity has 102 grams of sugar

 

Behold the worst possible thing you can drink.

Rockstar has outdone themselves. a 22 ounce can of their Punched Guava has 102 grams of sugar and 330 milligrams of caffeine as well. Wow. You can be totally alert as you watch the belly fat accumulate.

Please simply avoid this horrendous poison. This stuff makes Gatorade, Vitamin Water and Soda seem like health drinks. This abomination also has the highest caffeine in any soft drink on earth.

It is also loaded with fructose so you are assured immediate metabolism to belly fat. You will have no choice but to get fat. Just great

Was a fat kid and major geek.. still am a geek, but now I have learned the truth about health and it is pretty much the exact opposite of what your doctor will tell you it is. Time to go old school and level up our health by focusing on gaining not losing. Gaining strength, knowledge and confidence. The weight loss will come easily.

2 Comments

  1. The Cobra · September 9, 2010

    The people who drink this $%# are usually the same people who eschew avocados because they don’t want to get fat.

  2. Zach · January 11, 2011

    Ok, no more of this garbage for me. Didn’t drink it often at all, but really…. WTF!?

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